The bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is fixed when she hears one of the men say,
"Emma comme first. Den I come. Two asses, they comme together. I comme again. Two asses, they comme together again. I comme again and pee twice. Then I comme once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "I'ma just tellun my friend howa
to spella Mississippi."